On an episode of TLC's 90 Day Fiance, a man is disgusted at his wife over her sanitary conditions and lets the whole world know exactly how he feels on national television.
The man tells his wife "I'm sad" and when she asks him to explain, he says, "We don't have bidet. My anal is getting dirty. It's so bad."
She responds, saying how expensive bidets are (even though they really aren't). "I'm not spending $600 to have water shoot up your ass."
He then asks if she uses paper towel and says it's no good because "scratch your anal."
The camera cuts to them sitting on a couch next to each other and the dude says, "You so dirty person, you know?"
"I'm not dirty," she responds.
"Let me see... let me see your anal."
Damn.