Crash

Crash

Crash’s style of observing events from his own life and finding humor and relatability in the details has been resonating with audiences for years. He lives with his wife Cebrina, and their two young sons, Lex, and River. He is an avid skater/cyclist/runner/adventurer who enjoys fine food, drink, and film. Especially well-made horror films. Specifically, the original Halloween. He considers it a perfect movie. Crash also regards baseball as an essential sport. A day game followed by rounds at a brewery is the way to live. BONUS: He’s named after a dog.

 

For Whom the Bell Tolls is a Christmas Song!

Move over Die Hard—there’s a new holiday debate, and this one cranks the volume to 11. Some fans are arguing that Metallica’s “For Whom the Bell Tolls” is actually a Christmas song.

The theory, floated by Audio Ink Radio, starts with the obvious: those iconic opening bells. Lars Ulrich’s solemn chimes create a reflective, almost ceremonial mood—one that isn’t far removed from the nostalgia of holiday bells.

Supporters say it’s also about atmosphere. Beneath the song’s crushing guitars is a warm, enveloping sound, and its slow build mirrors the anticipation of Christmas morning. Add in themes of sacrifice, mortality, and shared humanity, and suddenly the argument doesn’t seem so far-fetched.

There’s also something perfectly Metallica about it. Reframing one of their heaviest tracks as holiday music is rebellious, unexpected, and oddly fitting for a band that’s never followed the rules.

Believe it or not, the debate is proof of the song’s staying power more than 40 years after Ride the Lightning. So this holiday season, between “Jingle Bells” and Mariah Carey, maybe toss in some Metallica—if only to spark a lively argument around the tree.


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