A mattress company called Sleep Cupid conducted an online poll to determine which celebrities we most want to take to PLEASURE TOWN. They did it for several different parts of the world, but this is America, Jack. SCREW the rest of the world. This is who WE chose . . .
The lady we'd most like to exchange fluids with is KIM KARDASHIAN.
She's followed by Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis, Ariana Grande, Beyoncé, Kaley Cuoco, and Sofia Vergara.
Meanwhile, the ladies have their eye on GEORGE CLOONEY. His runners up are, in this order:
Johnny Depp, Denzel Washington, Robert Downey Jr., Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, and Colin Farrell.