I feel like when you take your phone to the beach, you become hypersensitive to its whereabouts and keeping it safe from the elements. Because the last thing you want is to get it wet or sand inside of it, or worse, lost.
This dude finds himself in the lost phone at the beach category and is having a heck of a time figuring out where it could have gone. By the dickens it was here just a second ago! My wife is going to kill me if she finds out I lost this darn thing. I'll never hear the end of it.