At some point in a romantic relationship, one person feels comfortable enough to fart around the other. It's a crucial barrier to break down. Sometimes it's a matter of comfortability, and other times it opens the floodgates to constant farting.
Well this dude throws all manners aside and basically assaults his girlfriend with his ass gas. As she's in bed ready to get some rest and checking her phone, dude pulls down his underwear and positions his stink rocket directly behind a powered fan pointed directly at her. Dude rips one bare-ass into the fan and I believe we witness the beginning of the end of a relationship.
The girlfriend says "Oh my God" twice, the first in response to the sound of the fart and then a couple seconds later in response to the smell reaching her at the top of the bed.
Pretty sure this dude is sleeping on the couch if he is even allowed to stay on the property. Also pretty sure this girl got pink eye.
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By MH