Warning: Video Contains NSFW Language
In Patton Oswalt's newest Comedy Central stand-up special, Patton makes the case that, despite popular belief and damnation from other comedians, Florida is not America's penis. Maine is.
Instead, Florida is America's "drooping, descending in the humid heat nut sack."
Oswalt lists towns and cities he has been too all across the state, and compares it to being "tea-bagged."
He also describes what the state flag should look like based on his experiences in the state.