Dude Trying to Steal a Hookah in His Butt Crack Is the Worst Thief Ever

There are good thieves, and then there are bad thieves. This dude falls into the latter category.

My man here thinks he's slick and can shove a hookah down his pants without the store clerk noticing. Only problem is he doesn't realize the parts of a hookah come apart easily so the thing has a bunch of pieces jump ship when it realizes it's headed directly towards this dude's butt crack.

Dude keeps going and shoves the thing betwixt his cheeks before the main part of the hookah says "I'm out" and crashes to the ground, alerting anyone within a quarter-mile radius.

I'm pretty sure the dude running the store told this guy to just keep the damn thing since it's basically ruined by his swamp ass. If anyone smokes out of that hookah they for sure are going to get pink eye.