A Woman Crashed Into a Tree . . . And Got Attacked By Thousands of Angry Bees
According to police, one woman got stung about 50 times, and the other was stung over a THOUSAND times. 
A Flight Was Diverted Because a Couple Got Into a Massive Argument . . . on Their Honeymoon
I hate to say this marriage is DOOMED less than a week after the wedding . . .

A Female Inmate Sneaks Out of Maximum Security Prison . . . to Have Sex


Let's hear it for CAGED HEAT! 







A Guy in Iowa Had a Blood-Alcohol Level That Was Too High to Register


The second time he blew, the Breathalyzer couldn't even REGISTER a reading . . . it just said "HI."