A Couple Accidentally Burned Down Their House When Sunlight Hit Their Crystal Ball and Started a Fire
Studio 54 has NOTHING on these guys !
A 58-Year-Old Woman Drunkenly Tried to Get a Cop to Have Sex With Her . . . Then Called 911 to Report Him For Turning Her Down
She told him, quote, "You are so sexy . . . and I am so horny."
A Woman Tells the Cops She Can't Put on a Seatbelt Because of Her Breasts . . . and It Works
Who needs airbags ?!